ctfd

1. (ctfd) (9252↑, 1912↓)

Calm the fuck down.

Dude, ctfd.

Author: fuckyouyoufuckinfuck http://ctfd.urbanup.com/326875

2. (CTFD) (187↑, 55↓)

Short for "Calm The Fuck Down"; used when someone grossly over reacts to a trivial situation.

(Bob is sitting at his desk, and Alex bumps into it, accidentally knocking Bob's pen off) Bob: Dude, WHAT IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?\! Alex: CTFD, man\!\!

Author: Awesome Pat http://ctfd.urbanup.com/2722507

3. (ctfd) (108↑, 59↓)

When someone is tripping about something thats not big of a deal, something minor. Acronym for "Calm the fuck down"

Roy: SHIT SHIT SHIT\!\!\! Karen: what? (not giving a shit) Roy:I GOT A C ON MY TEST\!\! Karen: ctfd aite..

Author: koreanumba1 http://ctfd.urbanup.com/4723188

4. (CTFD) (59↑, 47↓)

Calm the Fuck Down

Magnus wouldn't stop screaming and jumping up and down. So Luis screams "CTFD"

Author: thepimpogloc http://ctfd.urbanup.com/4041326

5. (CTFD) (49↑, 39↓)

"CTFD" is a simpler way of saying "Calm the fuck down\!"

OMFG will you just CTFD\!?

Author: MagicalTrelmo http://ctfd.urbanup.com/2792332

6. (CTFD) (3↑, 0↓)

It means Chill The F*** Down, or Calm The F*** Down, usually used when one person gets mad at something simple, which wasn't meant to insult. Also used to calm someone down before a [Beef].

\#1 "Dude, Stace went to the Movies with Robert" \#2 "WHAT?\!?\!?\!?" \#1 "Dude, CTFD she went with her [Posse]" "Yo mamma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view\!" "What you say 'bout my mamma?\!?\!" "CTFD, It was a harmless joke"

Author: alexdude2901 http://ctfd.urbanup.com/6185516

7. (ctfd) (10↑, 7↓)

ctfd is a term used over facebook or texting, it stands for CALM THE FUCK DOWN. It was copyrighted by John and Marisa doesnt believe him...

u need to ctfd

Author: cacky cack http://ctfd.urbanup.com/5179992

8. (CTFD) (1↑, 1↓)

CALM THE FUCK DOWN\!\!

DUDE CTFD IT'S JUST A GAME

Author: Phillyyydddd http://ctfd.urbanup.com/6149987

9. (CTFD) (1↑, 1↓)

Abbreviation of Calm the Fuck Down.

Person 1: "What is this shiznet\! I asked for tomato sauce, not barbeque\! MAKE IT AGAIN\!\!\!". Person 2: "CTFD".

Author: cruisinInmyHolden http://ctfd.urbanup.com/6095285

10. (CTFD) (4↑, 4↓)

Calm The Fuck Down. said when someone is really stressed out and needs to slow it down.

Mary: AH\! I have homework, tests, a midterm tomorrow, and I am not getting enough sleep or food\!\!\!\! Jess: CTFD and plan well.

Author: tropicy http://ctfd.urbanup.com/5276579

11. (ctfd) (1↑, 4↓)

Calm the fuck down

I think you should ctfd

Author: sandyceltic http://ctfd.urbanup.com/5437713

12. (CTFD) (48↑, 54↓)

Calm The F*** Down

CTFD you are too loud\!\!\!

Author: Rishi Shah http://ctfd.urbanup.com/3398090

13. (CTFD) (1↑, 10↓)

capture the flag, dawg

You need to ctfd. Like seriously, capture the flag, dawg.

Author: briskae http://ctfd.urbanup.com/6023553

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Last updated: 2012.02.29